True Religion Shorts Cyber Monday 2016

True Religion Shorts . 70s Bohemia and all American chic is what True Religion is all about. From their vintage style finishes to the kick bottom flares that every trend


True Religion Skirts & Shorts
True Religion Skirts & Shorts
The last time I wore a jean jacket was a really long time ago. I think it was college. I had this vintage Levi's joint that I wore all the time. I remember the exact moment I stopped wearing it too. I had met this girl at a mutual friend's house party and she was like, Ugh, I just need to get to the balcony so I can smoke this cigarette. I was all, Oh, you can actually get to it way easier through his bedroom. So we go to the balcony way faster than everyone else and she's smoking her cigarette and I light up this giant blunt because I thought that would impress her, but all it did was attract cheeba hawks. So, I make a cheeba hawk joke and she dies laughing and then she hits the blunt and goes, We should hang out some time, and just walks away without giving me her name or anything. I finally see her again, like, three weeks later on campus and go, Hey, how's it going? We should hang out some time. I was all set to kill the conversation transition using a Alicia Keys' You Don't Know My Name reference, but before I could get it out she goes, Wait, were you the weird stoner in the ugly ripped up jean jacket at [name redacted]'s party? I was just being nice. SHE CHEEBA HAWKED ME AND THEN CURVED ME IN SUCH A STRONG FASHION THAT I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST LAUGH NERVOUSLY AND IMMEDIATELY THROW OUT THAT FUCKING JEAN JACKET. You haven't really lived until you've been curved by someone in a spectacular manner. Right, buy this Neighborhood jacket . Or maybe don't. I'm not sure how you strongly you reacted to my anecdote.

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